But some other time.

If you need an excuse to a) wash your hair only every other day and b) stay pale in the summer, dye your hair red.


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If you ever get super upset about stuff and hate yourself, surprise someone with something nice. You'll feel a lot better.

Drinking with my family is awesome. Today/tonight my mom's two sisters and their husbands and all their kids were over, plus an awesome neighbor who made a bid for me to be able to sit at the adult table (yesss!). Let's just say by the end of the night splits and cartwheels were done ( Read more... )

If I was dating someone this Valentine's Day that I wanted to break up with but was too chicken to dump, I would give them that new Listerine Agent Cool Blue plaque-detecting rinse stuff. Why would that be such a good relationship buster? It's both insulting and demeaning! "Not only does your oral hygiene need serious improvement, but here is a ( Read more... )

1. No one will tell you this, but sometimes when the bad overwhelms the good it's actually not such a terrible thing. It facilitates change. When it's like that for me I take the whole thing and put it in a shoebox and then punt the shoebox into a bonfire. I was thinking about this on the way home today. I will try to remember it for later ( Read more... )

Wear rainbow leg warmers under your jeans. It warms the heart and the ankles.


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